New Delhi: According to a landmark decision by Supreme Court, whenever an Indian citizen will give bribe to a government official, he will use a newly designed currency note.Though the layout will be the same, 'new' currency notes will be significantly different from old, regular one. Our reporters asked Pranab Mukherjee, finance minister, the rational behind this decision, he said, "We all know Lokpal bill is heading nowhere, but as you know how efficient we are, we accepted our limits that we will never be able to control corruption in India, so why not invent a method, which will make corruption easy and quick for both parties."
He understood our reporters needed more explanation, he gasped and said " New currency notes will only be of one denomination, that is Rs. 1000, this will help bribe-takers as minimum bribe will be Rs 1000 and it will help bribe givers as they can now show this expenditure in there tax return and this expenditure will also give them tax relief.".
Our reporters asked for a bribe-note to show it as a sample to our readers, but when they got it, it was taken away from them as a bribe. Though our reporters took a good look at a note and according to them, there are some major changes in note.
First of all, it is of same color as standard 1000 rupees note, that is red. We think it is because this money is people's khoon paseene ki mehnat, so red color. There is picture of Suresh Kalmadi instead of Mahatma Gandhi. there is signature of A Raja instead of governor. There is white area in a note where you can see Gandhi's photo when you see it against a light, this note will show picture of Harshad Mehta. On the backside, you will see a satellite, some crops, oil extracting machines etc in regular note, but in this note you will see, Aadarsh society building, Games Village and Satyam's logo. And on the extreme left there is 1000 rupees written in 15 languages in regular note, but in this note there are top fifteen scams in Indian history, some of them are, 2G spectrum scam, Commonwealth Scam, Telgi Scam, Bofor Scam etc.
Dr. Manmohan Singh partied all night long as now he will not be bugged by L. K. Advani over these never ending lists of scams, "Now who is weak?". Asked much relaxed prime minister.
Our reporters asked for a bribe-note to show it as a sample to our readers, but when they got it, it was taken away from them as a bribe. Though our reporters took a good look at a note and according to them, there are some major changes in note.
First of all, it is of same color as standard 1000 rupees note, that is red. We think it is because this money is people's khoon paseene ki mehnat, so red color. There is picture of Suresh Kalmadi instead of Mahatma Gandhi. there is signature of A Raja instead of governor. There is white area in a note where you can see Gandhi's photo when you see it against a light, this note will show picture of Harshad Mehta. On the backside, you will see a satellite, some crops, oil extracting machines etc in regular note, but in this note you will see, Aadarsh society building, Games Village and Satyam's logo. And on the extreme left there is 1000 rupees written in 15 languages in regular note, but in this note there are top fifteen scams in Indian history, some of them are, 2G spectrum scam, Commonwealth Scam, Telgi Scam, Bofor Scam etc.
Dr. Manmohan Singh partied all night long as now he will not be bugged by L. K. Advani over these never ending lists of scams, "Now who is weak?". Asked much relaxed prime minister.
This is what i would like to call a "cutting edge satire: !
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