Aliens contact a boy from Punjab through Facebook

Kapurthala(Punjab): In a first, aliens from another galaxy has contacted a 21 year old boy, Vaibhav Sood. The aliens have contacted him in a very unusual way. Although many countries have 'sophisticated machinery' to send and receive signals to and from extra-terrestrial life, they have chosen the path of Facebook which is very famous these days."I was just checking out the teaser of Hangover 2 on my facebook wall, when suddenly a notification of a friend request came". Said Vaibhav. There were mixed emotions of joy and confusion in Vaibhav's mind. Then he said, " I was shocked as usually I send requests, this was first time I received a request. I know then and there something was atypical, 'its' name was 'D K Run'."

Aliens, brainstorming for a cool profile pic.

D K Run, is not accepting any other friend requests and is constantly chatting with Vaibhav Sood. In fact they have appointed Vaibhav as there representative to earth and there are some rumors that they are paying him handsomely. Vaibhav, as a representative of D K Run's planet, Du Gaan, explains that these aliens wanted to contact officials of Indian Government as India interests them the most but they could not as nobody picks the phone which government has given as helpline number in their official website. He said only once the phone was answered and at that time too he was kept on hold for 1 full day. Frustated, D K Run made an account on facebook and send friend request to random person from from India, Vaibhav Sood. We asked why India? Vaibhav said they are planning an attack on a planet in other galaxy and they are taking few exceptionally well trained soldiers from every planet. they have come to India for this purpose. Through satellites they have seen many 3 hour 'documentary films' on soldiers which shows how loyal they are to there country and how well they fight. When we asked which documentary films they have watched? Vaibhav said " Aliens from Du Gaan, includung D K run has watched documentary films titled, Ziddi, Ghatak, Gadar, Border, Sabse Bada Khiladi, Sholay, Ram Balram, Loha. Thay are great fan of father son duo of soldiers, Sunny Doel and Dharmendra. According to them Suny Deol is a living legend-soldier which they can use in there battle."

Our reporters asked why not from any other country? He said D K Run has seen 'Documentary films' showing fighting abilities of soldiers from other countries as well but soldiers from other countris mostly rely on  guns and other sources. Whereas Indian 'soldiers' are good at every possible way of combating, also they are more powerful, they are very impressed with Sunny Deol, mainly because of uncomparable display of strength which he showed by pulling out a hand pump out of ground, they will kidnap him very soon.

Meanwhile, Shiv Sena is not happy with Du Gaan as they have not send friend request to a 'Marathi Manoos'. They will protest against them and will beat them out of Maharashtra, if they come.