Wednesday 3 August 2011

Indian Government cries foul for sending Hina R Khar to India

New Delhi: Days after when youngest foreign minister of Pakistan, beautiful, gorgeous, 34-year-old Hina Rabbani Khar left country, Indian Ministers got back to there senses and realized that they have been made fool again. When our minister of external affairs, S M Krishna was preparing for speech which speaks of issues he and his Pakistani counterpart discussed, he realized, he was so stunned at her beauty, he forgot what agenda he had in his mind.
This reminded us of famous dialouge, "Haath ko aaya, mooh na lagayaa"
Manmohan Singh was frustrated because he thought BJP got another reason to defame him and his party but to his shock, public, specially males sympathized with S M Krishna. People also send condoms packet at his home with 'we understand your frustration, go get yourself a hooker' written on it.
"There's no reason we should be angry." 23 year old Gurpreet Singh said." This can happen to anyone, anywhere. Imagine yourself working in an office full of people with white hair and kurtas everywhere. Then suddenly, one day someone like Hinaji comes. Its very natural that Krishna forgot what agenda he had. I am just glad, he did not lost his control and saved us from a national humiliation."
Our reporters contacted S M Krishna as they wanted to know more about this story. He was very candid and told us that, "It's true that I miss Hina now. Even during our so called 'talks' I always look forward for end of our meeting because I got to hold her hands.But on other hand I am very relieved that she's gone. Will you believe everyone wanted to meet with her. Rahul Gandhi attended all the dinners hosted by us for them. Even Ajmal Kasab demanded a meeting. I was really irritated when Anil Kapoor contacted me. He said he was inspired by his own movie 'Nayak' and wants to become minister of external affairs for just one day". BJP compared sending Hina Rabbani Khar to India equivalent to a terrorist attack. "First they send bomb. Now bombshells.", said L. K. Advani.
We asked Hina R. Khar how did she liked India? She said, "My visit to India was very good. I noticed that all Indian men have very wide eyes and there mouth always remains open. They are same as Pakistani men.I hope this ccountry unite as there men have already united. But I don't understood one thing, whenever I shaken my hands with S M Krishna, he always ran too washroom and came back after 5 minutes. Why does he do that?" Our reporters did not responded to this question and ended the interview as they also wanted to shake hands with her.

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