Mumbai: Central Board of Film Certification, popularly known as cencor board has banned movie Force. This news came as a shock to the producer of Force, Vipul Shah. He said "I don't believe this is happening to me, after giving super flops like London Dreams and Action Replay, I thought this movie will be a comeback for me. I even kept Akshay Kumar out of this project so that there are at least slight chances that this movie is a hit.". Our reporters were not sure what he meant so they asked the reasons because of which the movie banned.Vipul was unsure of reason so our reporters contacted censor board.
Our reporters contacted Sharmila Tagore, but were abused badly because they didn't knew that Sharmila is no longer Chairperson of Censor Board. So our reporters referred Google and found out that a Bharatnatyam dancer, Leela Samson is a new chairman of CBFC.We asked Leela reasons for banning Force. She said, " What do you mean why? Haven't you seen posters of this film? It's a gay porn movie!." Our reporters have seen the poster of movie before but they never noticed any such thing. She understood we need more explanation, so she said " Two guys, naked, holding hands, lookin each other in eyes, With Force written on poster. Is it a movie poster or a condom advertisement?" Our reporters said condoms are not involved in gay sex. She got angry and said " Don't say condom so much lest I will ban this interview."
On not getting sufficient answers from Leela Samson, our reporters asked industry expert Kamaal R. Khan. He said, "LOL (he actually 'said' LOL), they all are Rs 2 people, John thinks that he will play gay every time and become famous like me. But there is a limit to everything, you cant make a hit film just by showing a butt crack."
Meanwhile, Leela Samson calmed down and called us. She said that she was no able to complete her interview and she said, " I just saw promos of Force, I think John is bisexual in the movie."
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On not getting sufficient answers from Leela Samson, our reporters asked industry expert Kamaal R. Khan. He said, "LOL (he actually 'said' LOL), they all are Rs 2 people, John thinks that he will play gay every time and become famous like me. But there is a limit to everything, you cant make a hit film just by showing a butt crack."
Meanwhile, Leela Samson calmed down and called us. She said that she was no able to complete her interview and she said, " I just saw promos of Force, I think John is bisexual in the movie."
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