Delhi Boy scored 105% in board exams

New Delhi:  Rohit Vij, class 12^th student of Dav school, scored 105% in board exams. While Rohit and his family are extremely pleased with the results, others students are crieng foul. His father, Rakesh Vij, businessman, says “ To be very frank, I am not too surprised with the result. Our son worked very hardly and he deserved this result. Now I am buying him a new phone.”

On the contrary, whole nation is shocked that how such thing can happen.  Narendra Gupta, nieghbour  of Rakesh Vij said “ I know Rohit from his childhood,  He scored 56% in pre-board exams, obviously Rakeshji  has given something under the table.”

Meanwhile Kapil Sibal, Minister of Human Resource Development said “  I understand there is some mistake in the list, but look it is natural that when you have such a large database, some errors may come out.”. Then he relaxed a bit, took a deep breath and said, “ And its just a minor glitch if you compare it with other ministries who cannot even maintain list of 50 people properly. I hope you know who I am talking about.”  

There is strong possibility that this may unravel another huge scam. There are unconfirmed reports that Dr. Manmohan Singh has personally requested CBI to work slowly on this case as he cannot afford another scam.  Whatever the truth is, it surely wil question the faith of Indians in Indian Education system.

Meanwhile when our reporters told Rohit Vij’s mother that 100% marks is maximim one can get and it is impossible for someone to score 105%, she said “ Sadd mat, he might have got extra 5% for good hand-writing.”