Zardari agreed to hand over 50 terrorist to India, but in some conditions.

Lahore/New Delhi: Pakistani president Asif Ali Zardari has agreed to hand over 50 terrorist to India, Zardari send an e-mail with an attachment to prime minister of India, Dr.Manmohan Singh. The subject of the mail was ‘hi’.

Prime minister called a late night press conference and told the whole nation that Pakistan has agreed to hand over 50 terrorist. The citizens of India were overjoyed and there were celebrations all around only until when someone switched on India TV. It was showing report of a ‘party waala bhoot’ who kills everyone who parties. People stopped there celebrations then and there.
When we queried about that attachment, PM informed us that there are some conditions which Zardari has kept. Whether our PM will accept or deny these conditions is totally dependent on Sonia Gandhi.
However, that attachment is leaked and conditions are as followed:

1. Buy Pakistani players in next IPL. 
2. Let Pakistan win World-Cup next time.
3. Kill Ajmal Kasab lest he will open his mouth.
4. Make Navjot Singh Sidhu speaker of both houses.
5. Give monetory aid to us so that we can fund more terrorist camps.
6. Send me a T-shirt with Sachin Tendulkar's and Rajnikant's signature on it.
7. Send Suresh Kalmadi to Pakistan, we are planning to host a game too. We dont need him for planning but our politicians can use some extra money.
8. You will not accuse Pakistan for any terrorist attacks on your country from now.Ever.
9. Send Dhoni to Pakistan, we willl make him captain of Pakistan.
10. Include Kamran Akmal in your team.